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The CDC, otherwise known as the Centers for Disinformation Control and Confusion, has just about had it with the inability of reporters, politicians, and ordinary Americans to understand and comply with the unambiguous guidelines it has laid out for dealing with the COVID-19 pandemic. “I have just about had it,” exclaimed the CDC director, Dr. Rochelle Walensky, before donning three masks and hurrying away to get a booster shot on July 31.
Perhaps even more dangerous than the Delta variant of everybody’s favorite virus is the pandemic of bewilderment sweeping the nation. Some jurisdictions reinstate […]
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