San Francisco Home Listing Tells Prospective Buyers They Can’t Move In Until 2053 (!!) Due to Squatter
Remember that story about the house in Fairfax, Virginia, that was selling for less than market value because it came...
Canada’s Capital Wants in on Race-Based Tree Planting in the Name of “Tree Equity”
As a hardworking taxpayer, you may have blocked this out of your memory for the sake of your blood pressure,...
Trump Makes Promise to Defund Schools Pushing CRT and “Transgender Insanity” on Day One via Executive Order
Bro, Trump 2024 is going to be off the hook! Build the wall, deport illegals, and shut down schools that...
Adults — Grown Adults — Have Surpassed Preschoolers as the Largest Toy Consumers
Grown adults — people 18 and older — have officially overtaken preschoolers as the largest consumers of toys. TOYS!!! Adults...
MSNBC Is Really Trying to Say That Joe Biden Looked Great at the G7 Summit
I really don't think the folks over at Morning Joe got the memo that Joe Biden needs to be replaced...
U.S. Government Spends the Last of Our Tax Day Funds (Yes, Already) And Begins Borrowing Again
You know the phrase "don't spend it all at once"? This is a concept five-year-olds understand after their first $5...
TRUMP FOUND GUILTY
Welp, they did it. They actually did it. Hope that notch in your belt was worth splitting America in two,...
Ilhan Omar Tells UCLA Chancellor That He Should’ve Stopped Group Who Played October 7th Footage Outside of Pro-Palestine Encampment
There's no way Ilhan Omar said this. Like, she's a fake actor or something, because this is just one of...
Meta’s Twitter Clone Launches, Immediately Censors Anyone With Unapproved Thoughts
Well that lasted all of 5 seconds... Tweet Loading... Yep, just censoring a factually true story about cocaine being found...
Report: Donald Trump Is Planning His Return to Twitter for the 2024 Campaign
Get your popcorn, guys. It's about to happen. According to an Axios report , Trump is busy strategically plotting his...